Ronana's Retirement Game - 2006 =============================== From : Ronan Date : Tue Feb 28 19:30:27 2006 Subject: eheh --------------------------------------- Well I think it is time for me to bring my career here to an end. With my wife being pregnant again, and WoW taking over, and Softball starting, and work being a pain I just don't have time for this place anymore. So this is what I will do, I'm Ronan I gotta go out in flames. I am giving Daran access to my castle and all my eq. I Currently have full sets for the following: Str, Voker/Witch, Tank, Bard, and Wis. I will be giving all of this away, then I will reinc away my worth and die slowly in my castle. What I need from all of you, is a Good Story, a Good Reason, a Good Joke, etc and you will be entered into a drawing to get a piece or pieces of the eq of your choice. Or however Daran sees fit. So please send all mudmails to Daran and CC me, as I wont be around much to check them, and Daran and I will pick winners in a month or so. Thanks again for all the fun times, and memories. Ronana ===== To : Daran, Ronan, Expandrew Cc : Ronan, Expandrew From : Expandrew Date : Tue Feb 28 21:24:46 2006 Subject: something for ronana --------------------------------------- There are places I'll remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone, and some remain. All these places had their moments With lovers and friends I still can recall. Some are dead and some are living In my life I've loved them all. -poem in a friend's message -ex ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Eomer Date : Tue Feb 28 22:23:40 2006 Subject: classic hilarious jokes --------------------------------------- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. Ahhh, chuck norris is my hero. ===== To : Daran Cc : Sales ya m From : Ronan Date : Tue Feb 28 22:27:19 2006 Subject: Maduo Submission --------------------------------------- from Gabriels Plan Maduo tells you: you can analyze dreams right? You tell Maduo : why, you need one analyzed? Maduo tells you: it was about hookers, and zombies ===== To : Daran From : Inside Date : Tue Feb 28 22:54:22 2006 Subject: ronan --------------------------------------- yea... i'm gonna miss his guns. and he used to clear wag's elves and i'd get to keep the crappy gems when i dsold for him (my eagle's charisma was better than his dsell spell). i'm gonna miss him a lot. and so i'd like some eq. ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Dmitri Date : Wed Mar 1 02:24:14 2006 Subject: reason --------------------------------------- Umm, roloc? yeah... KOL was lotsa fun, thanks for helping me out there. Have fun and good luck with everything, -Dimtree ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Evicta Date : Wed Mar 1 11:48:32 2006 Subject: ronana --------------------------------------- 1st good reason for giving me ronans eq: im nearly 4gigs of worth and still i use black rings..:P evicta out ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Evicta Date : Wed Mar 1 12:43:03 2006 Subject: ronana --------------------------------------- 1st good joke :) a boy and his father walks on a nudist beachside suddenly the boy asks his father "daddy, can i hold your penis?" the father "well, ok then" walking in the opposite direction, a large negro and his boy walks, noticing the boy holding his fathers penis the small negro boy asks daddy, can i hold onto your penis like that other boy? the father "sure little timmy,just dont run to far away" evicta ===== To : Daran, Ronan From : Zlame Date : Wed Mar 1 13:17:16 2006 Subject: --------------------------------------- Hello there! Guess what? I don't know a joke, and I don't know why I would get eq. You guys should know that, cause I'm Zlame the Lame. Oh well, I could tell you a pity store but that's just lame as my name. So I guess, I would love to get eq but I rather want you to stay, Ronan! :) So stop wowing and stay playing IoM. Thanks a lot! ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Charix Date : Wed Mar 1 17:02:20 2006 Subject: Ronananana's eq --------------------------------------- I want em! why? because i'm crazy finn..GRRRAUH! That's it...i want all of them...okey...one set, str...no int set plz...noo..i don't want it...but ok...gimme it too...thanks I hope you Ronanana get nice looking baby, who start playing IoM with me when i'm as old as you and your babe as young as me..God damn! plz God, let that babe be verrry hot girl...thanks god..thanks ronana..and daran..i want your ruby greave! thanks see ya...Finnish boy from far far far away where sun won't shine and girls are like mens....suck? jeah... :F ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Blackjack Date : Wed Mar 1 17:45:13 2006 Subject: Ronan's Goodbye --------------------------------------- First of all, I want to let you know that I am very upset that we won't have the pleasure of having a Ronan around anymore. We had some good times, you pretty much got me back into the game when you were fig, draging me around. Then when you reinc'd sorc, dragging Austin and I (He prolly didn't see it that way but he's a tool who listens to Go Go's) Well I don't know what more to say, we'll all miss you. Hopefully once things calm down you can come back again. Seeya Dude, Blackjack ===== To : Daran From : Daran Date : Wed Mar 1 21:07:02 2006 Subject: tantrum-ronan --------------------------------------- hurm. well i wont say that i dont want his eq, cause i really do want twisted bracer of the rigue, or or nice slash weaps. but im drunk atm. and i wont mail about this agian. you were a giant even when you where a fearie. your were a legend even when you were a nj00b you were a freind even when you pissed me off (not oftenb :>) you are cool even though you are a 300lb nerd :> you are ronana, you are cool. you rock even though i say you suck. you made me laugh, you made me hurl, you made me think, you were a girl (j/k) you pwned. case in point, i cant think of anything that rhymes with point, im gunna give you a wedgie when i see you, and we better have a beer together. i dont care that none of that rhymes, cause im drunk, so whatever with your eq or whatever cause i suck(compared to you) you better fuckin check your mail, so i can give you a atomic wedgioe when i go to canadia(i k ow it dont rhyme, screw you i pwn!) I LUB OO RONANA!!!! ===== To : Daran Cc : Daran From : Trigon Date : Thu Mar 2 02:01:59 2006 Subject: Fewt! --------------------------------------- Fewt on retiring, but I'm retired too (eheh omg) I want you to know that for over 3 years now in my plan you have held a very dear spot, and each time I read it it makes me laugh. Hugs and kisses Trigon ===== To : Ronan, Daran Cc : Daran From : Korthrun Date : Thu Mar 2 03:16:11 2006 Subject: stories/jokes/wtf you leaving for --------------------------------------- entry #1 http://ubersite.com/m/23533 entery#2 http://ubersite.com/m/39039 entry#3 http://ubersite.com/m/43071 entry#4 http://ubersite.com/m/83503 As much as I want your phat lewtz, you shouldn't leave at least get icq/aim so I don't have to sign onto faggot ass msn thanks ps if I win your int set Ipromise not to reinc shifter with it in my inventory ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Wazup Date : Thu Mar 2 19:53:41 2006 Subject: Ronan's eq --------------------------------------- Why i should get a piece... I have just recently "PK'ed" players even thought pk has been disestablished I have recently "accidently" killed a few players in the troll area This was done with the rock in the troll area So i should get eq for promoting the revival of PK =) ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Cebcurg Date : Sun Mar 5 10:14:19 2006 Subject: EQS --------------------------------------- Good Day, Daran I am mailing this on behalf of Prophet, one who has not played here in some time -- the reason for that being that I have not had any time while juggling my career to do so. However, a promotion is a week away, pushing my 60-80 hour weeks into a 44 hour one with more pay. Prophet has always played with a helpful notion towards other characters, as has Cebcurg in trying to not better himself in the sense of worth or monetary gain, but to make the game more enjoyable to the others around him. Having said that, Prophet has a moderate amount of worth, but _zero_ eq, whichever reinc is chosen ends up in the newbie shops looking for 'adequate' eq, and borrowing from others is not an option in my mind. With this eq, it would give him the ability to continue his upward trend and rekindle interest in the game itself -- for one lost player (Ronan) we have a gained one (Prophet.) Please consider me for the draw towards Ronan's equipment, and send any reply mails to Cebcurg if you wouldn't mind! Thanks, Prophet ===== To : Daran From : Daran Date : Sun Mar 12 19:39:23 2006 Subject: evicta --------------------------------------- another good reason for me to be considered: i supplied this link... go have a look.. spooky stuff makes you wonder how its done http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf evicta ===== To : Daran From : Ronan Date : Mon Mar 13 08:00:58 2006 Subject: FWD: Hate to see you go --------------------------------------- Begin forwarded message: On Sun Mar 12 17:35:52 2006 Darkfox wrote: > Hey man I just wanted to say goodbye before you left > I remember when i was an uber newb you helped me alot :) > i hope you have a good year in softball > and work gets a bit easier... > and good luck with the pregnant wife > I hear thats a handful... ;) > Thanks again for all your help and fun times :) > take it east man > Darkfox ===== To : Daran From : Ronan Date : Tue Mar 14 22:40:32 2006 Subject: FWD: eqs --------------------------------------- Begin forwarded message: On Tue Mar 14 22:40:05 2006 Daran wrote: > u shouldnt give me any eqs when u retire cause i suck. i dont know any stories =( ===== To : Daran From : Ronan Date : Mon Mar 20 19:48:57 2006 Subject: FWD: --------------------------------------- Begin forwarded message: On Mon Mar 20 17:37:06 2006 Teego wrote: > Hey Ronan ! > > Plz don't retire, just go into suspended animation. > > From my experience, when I retired back in 2000, I found my self a year later in a new job environment where I had spare time to idle > on here. So I wound up playing again. > > I sorely missed my equipment. I gave a caster set to smee. He lost it a week later in an accidental reinc. I gave him my 2ND set. He lost that over the next year slowly. > > So I say stay. > > If not then feed me eqs. I will hold a few select choice fancy pieces for you. > Maybe I'll ocasionally use them. But only occasionally. > > And plz come back for IOM yahoo football at least. That is alwaays fun. > > K bayyyye. > > Teego ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Expandrew Date : Wed Mar 29 05:54:48 2006 Subject: ronana's thingy --------------------------------------- Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit But those who never win AND never quit are idiots. "People think of Europe as being Italy, Spain, France, Germany, Turkey, Chicken, Porky..." -- Dr. Chott "Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror." (Byrd Baggett) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but 'That's funny. - Isaac Asimov thought some of those will brighten anyone's day. enjoy them. -ex ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Expandrew Date : Wed Mar 29 05:39:12 2006 Subject: ronana's thing --------------------------------------- this is a reason he may or may not like, but i figured a need to tell him, since i've chased him all over that witch plaque. Days in guild: 802 Your current rank is Elder warlock. You have attained the highest rank in the guild. WITCH PRIDE!!! ===== To : Daran From : Oxolotl Date : Wed Mar 29 01:43:40 2006 Subject: hmm --------------------------------------- www.fnirk.com you little pissflap ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Evicta Date : Thu Mar 30 18:43:03 2006 Subject: ronana --------------------------------------- another good reason for picking me.. i supplied usefull info:) did you know that the word "stewardess" is written only with the left hand on a keyboard? ===== To : Daran From : Flubex Date : Thu Mar 30 13:24:52 2006 Subject: Re: idle, just in case --------------------------------------- On Thu Mar 30 01:52:12 2006 Daran wrote: > u were idle and and i sent u a tell saying to check news general 623 > thank you daran. i was idling but i saw your tell in the tells window.. since i dont know any jokes or whatever i will have to skip that one.. :D im mostly sadend that Ronan will be out of this game. but it seems that most people are.. peace //flubster ===== To : Daran, Ronan Cc : Ronan From : Kuron Date : Thu Mar 30 08:32:07 2006 Subject: RonanaQ --------------------------------------- I, Kuron, being of sound body and uhh.... sound mind do proudly declare the following: I feel that I deserve the Eq of the legendary Ronana mainly because I am a fellow monk. This may seem like a poor reason to some. To them I say, "Thou hath never enjoyed the fruits of a late night chat on the monk channel!" Ronan has always been entertained by our snide comments and as such I feel he owes us a pittance! Ok, so I'm full of it. Whether it's talking about the vacuum cleaner salesman he swindled, or the last truck he lifted with his manly muscles, he always has something great to bring to the conversation. I guess I don't really want Ronan's eq, I'd much rather have him stay around. Kuron ===== To : Daran, Ronan, Inside Cc : Inside From : Inside Date : Thu Mar 30 05:41:58 2006 Subject: eq --------------------------------------- cause i constantly bother daran with fixes on his page. and that somehow helps ronan. ===== To : Daran From : Ronan Date : Thu Mar 30 05:41:17 2006 Subject: FWD: eq giveaway (?) --------------------------------------- Begin forwarded message: On Thu Mar 30 00:36:16 2006 Cazhmere wrote: > Hi, I saw Daran's posting and didn't know if I was supposed to mail you or him. I just had a new baby girl on March 5, 2006. Her name is Meghan Elise. I think she is the cutest baby in the worl, but I am also biast. I just thought I'd put my bid in there if you were giving away things. I do plan on playing more now when she's sleeping and my oldest is at school (thank the gods summer is almost here). > I don't expect that giving birth makes me eligable for anything, specially since it was such an easy one, just thought i'd try. I have tried to mail you 5 times already and ROAclient seems to not like it, and keeps shutting down, so I will end it here, before client does so for me. > Caz ===== Newsgroup: general Message ID: 639 Subject: And the Winners Are Poster: Ronan Time: Mon Apr 3 02:54:43 2006 Me, Me, and Me. Thanks for playing Ronana's April Fools Retirment game, please drive thru. Hump ===== To : Daran, Ronan From : Artea Date : Wed Apr 12 01:11:28 2006 Subject: retirement --------------------------------------- Happy retirement Ronana anna an aa nannaa aanna! Hope you are enjoying WOW and the married life. I too played wow but was way too addicted to continue :( Anyways heres why I think u should give me some EQ! ;) I got engaged 8 months ago! We are going to get married after I graduate in a couple of years.. I can't wait! While I still like to play IOM, I am poor because I can't do eq with my busy life (and I'm a poor woodsman). So how bout a piece for an old school friend ;) Peace out Ronana anna an! Art =====