Athena tells you: hey, got to tell you something Athena tells you: havent seen a pic of you since you were like 13 and i knew you would get handsome as hell when you hit late teens, and damn i was right....drool!!!!! Athena tells you: you are one handsome young man :) *Athena smooches you on the nose. Athena [exps?]: but cant say that i blame her :P hehheheh Athena [exps?]: id be jumpin yer bones all day too hehehehe Daran [arena]: but i bet ixy has made it so Daran can never win, even by myself =P Arena Master [arena]: Coming up: Debacle vs Daran Debacle [arena]: no fair.. my potions take forever to make Daran [arena]: i bet if you forfeit debacle, i'll still lose =P Arena Master [arena]: Daran has won by walkover. Arena Master [arena]: Debacle has defeated Daran Daran [arena]: wooooooooooot Debacle [arena]: wtf? Debacle [arena]: i didnn't even fight u u bum Ixtlilton : oops Daran [arena]: snoop you are genius =) Tahnval -[arena]-: Yes, the Bug event rules! Ixtlilton : that is not a bug, that is a feature ,) : Ixtlilton hugs you. [arena]: Daran loves Ixy Ixtlilton tells you: it's my super special wizard weapons that error btw Ixtlilton tells you: or not directly, but they're the one causeing the errors You tell Ixtlilton : and whos fault is that? Ixtlilton tells you: mine Zifnab <-->: if people know what they are doing you can help them with the yntax Zifnab <-->: I hate stumbling over the syntax to do stuff Sootika [newbie]: i remember a spectrum adv game took me two years to get the right syntax Daran [newbie]: ive been here 5 years and i still dont have the proper syntax for my exp button =P Zifnab tells you: tell darkstaff I need exp You tell Korthrun: hi You tell Korthrun: how are you? You tell Korthrun: i am fine Korthrun tells you: good, you Korthrun tells you: sweet You tell Korthrun: wow Korthrun tells you: rofl You tell Korthrun: asmne =P You tell Korthrun: hrm i have no idea what the fuck that was suppose to be Korthrun {geek}: heres the problem, your trying to play a game with graphics. just mud and get over it Crickle tells you: hi there, what was millenium falcon from? for some reason it sounds familar Ronan -[sales]-: w 1 gig xp Daran [sales]: lemme go dig that out of one of my safes somewhere Daran [sales]: think i have a spare gig somewhere -[sales]-: Ronan thanks Daran. Ronan -[sales]-: let me know pls Daran [sales]: oh no, it was just a globe of darkness Daran [sales]: sorry Aphrael [parties]: What do I have to do to get exps around here? [parties]: Bluemoon coughs softly, "kneepads" [parties]: Daran points at Bluemoon and starts laughing hysterically. [parties]: Bluemoon bows. [parties]: Aphrael grumbles. You tell Bluemoon: thanks for my one smile of the day =) Bluemoon tells you: no problemo :) Lorric [420]: hmm gotta go some chics showed up and wanna go play in the hey :) Lorric [420]: laters Lorric [420]: Daran is now the leader of the party. Lorric [420]: Lorric has been kicked from the party. Bluemoon [chat]: You know the world is off tilt when the best rapper is a white guy, the golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is chinese, and the germans dont want to go to war. Tuk : wtf fuck fox when did you grow enough to be able to reach the fucking keyboard Tuk : or are you on your fucking mommas lap again Litho [myth]: plz watch the cussing Tuk : <- see those brackets Tuk : I'll poke your eyes with them Hutow [myth]: attention...attention...lost animals by the names of frodo is really really gay! if found tell hutow reward if found! Zifnab <-->: I think its time to change your familiar names or I am going to be forced to really neuter them, perhaps familiar 1 and familar 2 you guys can handle Hutow [myth]: ok when i find them i will change the names ok zifnab Zifnab <-->: you dont have to find them, they are all gone Hutow [myth]: why i was getting them all back!!! you are wasting my sp now Zifnab <-->: good we are even, you wasted my time Daran [myth]: if snoop is there, i wont come Ixtlilton : i'll make you come, many times daran Sleet [myth]: im tempted to sign up to go to summer camp Sleet [myth]: im sooo damn bored Zifnab <-->: Iraq is lovely this time of year [myth]: Koma points at Zifnab and starts laughing hysterically. Genesis tells you: god lord You tell Genesis: Ha! double negative Smee [clans]: can i have a stronghold now [clans]: Daran gets a stronghold on Smee's genitals. Daran [clans]: happy? Smee [clans]: yes Daran [myth]: i took the gay test =) Chrono -[myth]-: how gay are you Daran [myth]: people less gay than you (0%) people just as gay as you (0%) people gayer than you (99%) Daran [myth]: i'm 15 % Chrono -[myth]-: what site is this Daran [myth]: thespark.com Ronan [obscene]: I gave another man a blowjob [chat]: Chrono puts a quarter in the jukebox and presses the button for "Tool - Eulogy" Soulleech [chat]: do you really get to hear songs? Vorsoth [chat]: game driver dont u run this game??? Vorsoth [chat]: gamedriver u still there Vorsoth [chat]: gamedriver send me a tell Vorsoth [chat]: gamedriver u talk to me once noe do it again please Lurch {chat}: that was a typo message [chat]: Denim looks at Vorsoth and sighs. [login]: Vorsoth has left Islands of Myth. Minskymage tells you: where is the 1s of adv (trying to ask about 'duck') You tell Aphrodite: so where is this fuck shop? You tell Genesis: so I was talking to aphy and I made a horrible type for dick You tell Korthrun: ok i need a bonghit, i just picked up the phone to call hilo and startd to hit 192168... Korthrun tells you: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA You tell Korthrun: im pathetic Korthrun {geek}: daran is trying to dial ip addresses over the phone again Korthrun {geek}: someone get him a doctor Korthrun tells you: i wish i could say i have done that .----------------------------------------, | Total kills: 67 \ / Members: 2 ---------------. / | .--------------------------------------------------------------------------, | | Party Name: duoish Exp / min: 167164 | | | Created At: 20:50:16 (1h1s) Total exp: 10197059 | | | | | | Exp | | | Row Name Status Idle Level Gained Kills | | '--------------------------------------------------------------------------' | | 1 Onin : LDR : : 80 : 5,654,935 : 63 | | 2 Daran : FOL : : 66 : 4,542,124 : 4 | '-----------------------------------------------------------------------------' Miukkali {mud}: hey newbies Miukkali {mud}: if i figure out even the lamest little reason to kill you Miukkali {mud}: i will Miukkali {mud}: and im thinking them up right now Creager enters. Creager echoes: ew please? You begin to chant. You finish the chant. You feel Creager is worth 77,785,761 xp. You come out of your trance and slap Creager silly. Creager thanks Dojjan. Creager bows in reverence and offers a tithe of gratitude to Dojjan. The Gods accept his tithe. You go, "What the fuck?" Tahnval [myth]: A uncontested Presidential election in the USA? Lu [myth]: It's an uncontested, not a uncontested, Tahnval. Chrono [myth]: mud is the worst drug of all:( You tell Chrono : i beg to differ! ehehe would you go down on a guy to mud? =) Chrono tells you: :) yes where are you You tell Chrono : ehehehe Chrono tells you: eheh You tell Chrono : awesome You tell Chrono : my desk, be under it in 5 Chrono tells you: lol Gandalf tells you: what should i wish for? You tell Gandalf : greater regen Gandalf tells you: should i? You tell Gandalf : no im lieing to you Gandalf tells you: what should i? Gandalf tells you: greater regen? Averon [chat]: someone answer this riddle for me! Averon [chat]: The more you take, the more you leave behind, what are they? Daran [chat]: turds Mixer {chat}: laxatives [chat]: Averon slaps 2 people. Averon [chat]: i would prefer serious answers Mixer tells you: 'are we on a wavelength or what :P Daran [chat]: i was serious =) Mixer {chat}: mine was serious :) *You smirk at Mixer. Mixer tells you: 'LAF' Tahnval [geek]: Am I right in this assumption? If you put a Prescott P4 in a motherboard that doesn't support Prescott P4s, you won't damage anything. It just won't work. Tahnval [geek]: Anyone know for sure? I do think even Intel wouldn't release incompatible versions of CPUs with the same name that will fry in a motherboard for the previous version. Maybe I am being naive. Tahnval [geek]: BTW, this issue gets on my tits because I have to explain it to students who know jack about PC hardware. There are 7 different CPUs, with 3 different sockets and 3 different required FSB speeds and every one of them is called "Pentium4". How is a newbie supposed to understand that? Khosan <-->: a newbie is supposed to buy a dell Khosan <-->: "You can no longer enter a castle that you are not supposed to be in." <-->: Khosan places a thousand curses on the house of the Dread Pirate zifnab. Khosan <-->: I am a wizard, and admin too damnit Korthrun [geek]: 11-02 is national celibacy day Korthrun [geek]: no bush, no dick Zifnab <-->: Jefferson County Public Schools Zifnab <-->: I bet their school will love to see this log [login]: Vatch has left Islands of Myth. Zifnab <-->: oops Draco {newbie}: hey talstar, did you bug rep the whole thing? Talstar {newbie}: I did the best I knwo how to on a bugrep. Talstar {newbie}: never done one before. Draco {newbie}: ok, now what you should do is kill in a differant area and wait for it to be fixxed Uno (Guide) [newbie]: type bug, hit enter Uno (Guide) [newbie]: type message, hit enter after each line Uno (Guide) [newbie]: when done, type . hit enter... Uno (Guide) [newbie]: do what i do: type 'WTF BUG FIXIT PLZ K TX!!!!1111oneoneoneone' Uno (Guide) [newbie]: that usually gives zifnab all the info he needs to get working on it Daran [newbie]: uno, you are going to get spanked Daran [newbie]: stop being a naughty boy and come back to obscene Talstar {newbie}: He asked me for more info. SO I gave him as much as I had, and I duplicated it liek he asked. he hasn't said anything to me since. Draco {newbie}: he will probably work on it more when he has time iirc he is at work so he cant spend too much time right now working on the mud Uno (Guide) [newbie]: that usually means he forgot (he's old)... I would send him tells in capital letters to remind him {newbie}: Draco hits Uno's nose with a newspaper, "Bad Uno!! Bad!!" [newbie]: Uno prods Talstar into action. Uno (Guide) [newbie]: ok, i'm just kidding Draco {newbie}: lying on newbie is not a good idea uno Uno (Guide) [newbie]: thank you draco You tell Uno : I WARNED YOU NOW POLICE OFFICER DRACO WILL READ U UR RIGHTS *Uno chuckles at you. You tell Uno : hope you like being buttfucked, cause where you're going, theydo alot of that You tell Uno : dracos house *Uno points at you and starts laughing hysterically. Dro [newbie]: this game fun? Zifnab (Guide) <-->: ok. lets examine that question Zifnab (Guide) <-->: you log in to a mud with quite a few players and ask them if its fun what answer do you expect :) [login]: Dro has left Islands of Myth. Zifnab <-->: Maduo you seem to be just like Draco in the respect that half of what you know and remember is wrong the other half is bs Ronan {darana}: what should I reinc to? Communist [darana]: whatever draco is Ronan {darana}: rofl Communist [darana]: oh , nm Communist [darana]: he's useless now Ronan {darana}: I cant/wont do wis guild:/ Ronan {darana}: I should go witch for old times sake Genesis [darana]: hes dl now even though dl sucks ass as solo according to him :p i dont understand Ronan {darana}: eheh I dont really wanna go SS Daran [darana]: go mf druid! [darana]: Daran puts a quarter in the jukebox and presses the button for "I need a hero" [darana]: Genesis arcs an eyebrow. Genesis [darana]: shrek version? Daran [darana]: ghei boi in the shower version Genesis [darana]: ack Genesis [darana]: thanks for the mental picture of chrono in the shower singing i need a hero Daran [darana]: thats an awesome picture, im glad u got it too =) [darana]: Genesis shakes her head. Genesis [darana]: sometimes i wonder about you :p Tass {parties}: gold drag? ;) Tass {parties}: I need gold >:( You tell Tass : want a gold drag? Tass tells you: :D golding golding: Daran is now the leader of the party. You create a party named, 'golding'. You have invited Tass to join the party. golding golding: Tass was invited to the party. golding: Tass has joined the party. golding golding: Tass moved to position #2 Tass golding: hi :o Daran golding: hi =) Daran golding: ok u now dont owe me the rest of the monies for carpace, serious =) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ |Your notebook contains 33 entries: | |PAGE = CONTENTS | |----------------------- | |33 = tass 400k for carapace 7/23/05 | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Daran golding: now bye =) Daran golding: sleep time =) golding golding: Daran has left the party. *You hug Tass. Tass tells you: thanks :) Removed entry #33 from your notebook. 32 entries remain. Gandalf tells you: hey You tell Gandalf : is for horses Gandalf tells you: ?? You tell Gandalf : ??? Gandalf tells you: you said if for horses You tell Gandalf : hay You tell Gandalf : is Gandalf tells you: what is for horses? You tell Gandalf : hay is Gandalf tells you: okay You tell Gandalf : u know, they eat it You tell Gandalf : yum yum You tell Gandalf : okay what? Gandalf tells you: i said hey not hay You tell Gandalf : oh You tell Gandalf : i heard hay You tell Gandalf : and responded accordingly Gandalf tells you: last tell You tell Gandalf : it says 'Lets go back to beginning typing. The home You tell Gandalf : u never answered 'ok what?' Gandalf tells you: hmm okay nvm then You tell Gandalf : nvm what? Gandalf tells you: everything You tell Gandalf : life the universe and? Gandalf tells you: no that about the hay You tell Gandalf : what hay? You tell Gandalf (In Combat): hey Gandalf tells you: wanna help me and claw to exp? You tell Gandalf (In Combat): sure, i will stop bothering u then, that way you can get busy with the exp. sorry, u just had to say leave me alone im busy Gandalf tells you: i´m not busy but you though i said hay You tell Gandalf (In Combat): i did? Gandalf tells you: yeah you said that You tell Gandalf (In Combat): when? Gandalf tells you: i said hey to you and then you said to me is for horses You tell Gandalf (In Combat): oh yeah Gandalf tells you: so... =P You tell Gandalf (In Combat): what did you want? Gandalf tells you: wanna help us two to exp? You tell Gandalf (In Combat): since i misheard u Gandalf tells you: np You tell Gandalf (In Combat): what is np? Gandalf tells you: oh that1 was misfire You tell Gandalf (In Combat): no party? You tell Gandalf (In Combat): ok [login]: Daran has left Islands of Myth. Zifnab <-->: Wagro will not take anyone in a party that does not maximize his return rate Draco [myth]: is that wrong? Draco [myth]: he wants to be quick, efficient, and get lots of pieces for everyone Zifnab <-->: depends on your point of view Kaos [myth]: zifnab is just pissed cause wagro won't invite him to his parties Lucifer [EQ!]: just 3 blastars Helios [EQ!]: the 3 best! Mikkiz [EQ!]: 3 ? Mikkiz [EQ!]: my calculations say 4 Warrowarr [EQ!]: swedes often cannot count to more than 3 Mikkiz [EQ!]: ah true Warrowarr [EQ!]: 1,2,3,3,3,3,3 Draco Gorman the Thrikhren #________________________________________________________________________# PLAN: yes im a eq witch again few things i want to clarify 1. always ask at LEAST an hour before eq starts so i can make sure my fiance doesn't have any plans to go out on the day of the party. 2. I only plan on EQing with Wagro. What this means is that if you want me to eq, you must ask Wagro if its ok if I am used for EQ with you, then he will tell me it is ok to EQ with someone or not. If he is not online this rule is void unless plans were made to eq at a specific time 3. I am not new to witching. If people on your party keep trying to tell me how to witch, i will leave. i would rather idle, talk to a few people i like, and get nothing then EQ and be annoyed the whole time. only the tank may tell me what he wants me to do if he sees something he doesnt like. 4. If i tell you have so long to play, subtract 15 mins from it, as i like to control what i dice. If you dont like these rules, i couldnt give two pieces of monkey crap, you either follow my rules or find another witch. #________________________________________________________________________# Uno the Minotaur MC PeePants #________________________________________________________________________# PLAN: yes im a eq MA again few things i want to clarify 1. always ask at LEAST an hour before eq starts so i can make sure my fiance doesn't have any plans to make me go buy her tampons at the k-mart. 2. I only plan on EQing with pippirull. What this means is that if you want me to eq, you must ask pippirull if its ok if I am used for EQ with you, then he will tell me it is ok to EQ with someone or not. If he is not online this rule is void unless plans were made to eq at a specific time because I'm a major tool. 3. I am not new to MA. If people on your party keep trying to tell me how to hit stuff, i will leave. i would rather idle, talk to a few people i like, and get nothing then EQ and use bad grammar and be annoyed the whole time, not that I have a choice about being annoyed because my heart is filled with seething anger and hate. only the tank may tell me what he wants me to do if he sees something he doesn't like because you're not the boss of me. 4. If i tell you have so long to play, subtract 15 mins from it, divide that by 2 and multiply the remainder by avogadro's hat size. this is because i needed one really stupid rule. If you dont like these rules, i couldnt give two pieces of monkey crap, you either follow my rules or find another eq MA, BITCH! #________________________________________________________________________# Dfalt tells you: 16:20:04 -|login|-: Daran drifts into the lands on a cloud of green smoke. Daran -|myth|-: i feel sad for all the people who cant deal with maduo Maduo [myth]: most of the people that "can't deal with me" are just looking to start shit anyways daran. in the intrawebs, they call these types of individuals "trolls" Maduo [myth]: I can think of no other reason for specifcially targetting someone you ignore and causing negative effects on them other than hoping to get a response. -|myth|-: Daran puts a quarter in the jukebox and presses the button for "Alanis Morissette - Ironic" [wizinfo]: Monster [/wiz/snoop/sd/npcs/trapped_monster] could not obtain [/wiz/snoop/sd/objs/key_in_castle] Before you looks to be a normal mindflayer, yet something isn't quite right. An artic chill runs down your spine as you sense the darkness permeating through his soul. As you look him in the eye, you freeze in awe as you see the truth of this being before you. Deep inside his eyes, you can see the souls of Hell, crying out in terror and anguish. When you gain the strength to look away, the nightmare ends, leaving your heart, mind, and soul tainted. You realize he is the Shadowed One, the Collector of Souls. He is The DeathRider. Before you stands a torn soul, three spirits trapped in one mind, struggling to overcome each other. Radiating with light is Daran, a kind-hearted innocent. His only darkness is his solitude. Shrouded in darkness is Madrox, consumed by his pain and hate. His only light is the flames of his anger. Caught in the middle is Daniel, an apathetic stoner. For Daniel, there is no light or darkness, only -=Purgatori=-